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mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

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